Jamie Lynn Spears Home Pregnancy Test on eBay
BUMFUCH, La. – The Jamie Lynn Spears’ home pregnancy test that was run up the eBay flagpole on Wednesday might be run back down before… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Pregnant as Surrogate for Britney
BUMFUCH, La. – Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, is knocked up higher than her no-account big sister on a three-day, Little Debbies-and-Red Bull binge; yet no… Read More
Britney Spears Hires Illegal Alien Frappuccino Caddy
MALIBU – Britney Spears has hired a full-time Frappuccino caddy in an effort to convince California child welfare authorities that she is serious about regaining… Read More
Britney Spears Joins Drunks Against Mad Mothers Group
After attending several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), Britney Spears has decided to join the group, a former assistant revealed. In an exclusive,… Read More
Britney Spears Pregnant Again, May Lose Custody of Vagina
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears is pregnant again, and the troubled singer is terrified she might lose custody of her vagina as a result. A… Read More
Vanessa Hudgens Launches Sex Video Hotline
HOLLYWOOD – Now that High School Musical 3 is scheduled to begin filming next Valentine’s Day, Vanessa Hudgens, 18, has decided to put paid once and for… Read More
Preppy Killer Says Rough Sex with Gal Pal Led to Coke Bust
NEW YORK – Robert Chambers Jr., whom you may remember as the “Preppy Killer,” told police last night that the drugs found in the apartment… Read More
Britney Spears Writing Self-Help Book for Children
MALIBU – Britney Spears is writing a self-help book in order to prevent “childrens everywhere” from making the same mistakes she’s made since her ill-advised,… Read More