Jessica Simpson Flubs John Mayer Lyrics at Concert
MIAMI – Poor Jessica Simpson. Language just doesn’t seem to be her strong suit. The Employee of the Month star was dancing in the wings at a… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Barbaro, Exhausted by Clichés, Gives Up the Good Fight
UNIONVILLE, PA–Barbaro had the heart of a champion, an iron-clad will, and a look in his eye that told the world he knew just how… Read More
Paula Abdul Suffering from Rare Disease
LOS ANGELES – Paula Abdul, who is behaving queerly again during televised interviews, suffers from a rare disease that frequently makes her look and act… Read More
Comic-style illustration of Lindsay Lohan with flowing auburn hair and confident smile, created for a satirical story about her rehab for remedial English.
Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab for Remedial English
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, whose grammar-challenged BlackBerry messages had all of Hollywood wondering if English was her first language, checked herself into a remedial… Read More
Keith Urban Tour Sponsored by O’Doul’s
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Keith Urban, fresh out of a three-month residency for alcohol abuse treatment at the Betty Ford clinic, will ease back into drinking… Read More
Jessica Simpson Wants to Adopt a Pillow Angel
LOS ANGELES – Jessica Simpson read the news today, oh boy, and now the singer-actress wants to adopt a pillow angel. Ms. Simpson had been… Read More
Lindsay Lohan Says Appendix Donor “Saved My Life”
LOS ANGELES – Actress Lindsay Lohan said she owes “a debit of gratitude” to the organ donor whose appendix “saved my life.” The twenty-year-old singer-actress… Read More
Britney Spears Has Klaus Harmony on Her iPod
LOS ANGELES – If Britney Spears’ finds her way back to the top of the pop music heap, she can thank Klaus Harmony, a German… Read More