John Edwards in Danger of Losing Sympathy Vote
NEW YORK – John Edwards may have squandered the sympathy vote already with his remarks during a 60 Minutes interview with Katie Couric, which was taped Saturday… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
LSU’s Pokey Chatman Remembered as Hands-on Coach
BATON ROUGE, La. – Recently resigned LSU women’s basketball coach Dana “Pokey” Chatman, 37, will be remembered as a hands-on coach, said a trio of… Read More
Sarah Silverman Snub Has God Lovers Fuming
NEW YORK – Sarah Silverman has had her last orgasm if God’s followers have anything to say about it. Friends of the Big Guy are… Read More
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Adoption Request Denied
NEW ORLEANS – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have failed in their latest attempt to add to their rainbow family. The actor-activist couple learned yesterday… Read More
Other Numbers Critical of The Number 23
NEW YORK – The approaching release of The Number 23, starring Jim Carey and Virginia Madsen, has created a furor in the ranks of the normally… Read More
Anna Nicole Smith Rejected at Heavenly Gate
NORTH POLE – An emergency Council of Supreme Beings session determined yesterday that the soul of recently departed celebrity Anna Nicole Smith had failed to… Read More
Dixie Chicks Sweep Grammies, Ban Country Music Stations
LOS ANGELES – After sweeping the top three categories at the 49th annual Grammy Awards last night, the Dixie Chicks announced they would “sue the… Read More
Will Katie Holmes See Her Thetan on Groundhog Day?
BEVERLY HILLS – Tomorrow morning at six o’clock Katie Holmes will emerge from her bunker in Tom Cruise’ mansion in Beverly Hills. Wearing only a… Read More