Angelina Jolie Gives Free Tattoos to Refugees for Christmas
COSTA RICA – Crusading artistes Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt swooped into Costa Rica on Christmas day to visit the People’s Tattoo Clinic, which the… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Sylvester Stallone Says God Wrote Rocky
LOS ANGELES – Rocky Balboa climbing off the canvas. Jesus Christ climbing out of the tomb. Mere similarities with no causal connection? Not according to… Read More
Britney Spears Vows to Return Worst Dog Owner Award
MALIBU – An agitated Britney Spears told reporters she had not “dramatized” her dogs by having sex in front of them, and she “did-dint” deserve… Read More
Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Keith Richards Birthday Quiz
Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, and Keith Richards might seem like strange birthday bedfellows at first, but as our exclusive quiz reveals, they just might have… Read More
Duke Offers Alleged Rape Victim’s Baby Legacy Status
DURHAM, N.C. – Duke University has reached out to a twenty-eight-year-old student-stripper known as Precious, who claims she was verbally abused while being raped and… Read More
Ben Affleck Quits Acting to Save Daughter
LOS ANGELES – Ben Affleck has vowed to give up acting for the sake of his one-year-old daughter, Violet. The star of Hollywoodland made the decision despite… Read More
Nicole Richie Arrest Sparks Recall of Mercedes-Benz Series
LOS ANGELES – The Nicole Richie model SUV has been recalled by Mercedes-Benz, a company spokesman confirmed this morning. The recall, which includes the lightweight… Read More
Wesley Snipes Launches Tax Advice Website
OCALA, Fla. – Wesley Snipes talked briefly with reporters yesterday after leaving the courthouse where he had just pleaded not guilty to eight counts of… Read More