Imagine John Lennon
Imagine there’s no Heaven; it’s easy if you try; no hell below us; above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today. Imagine… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Understanding cosmic puzzles often begins with someone sweating through a perfectly ordinary cup of coffee.
Poisoned Russian Spy Litvinenko Had Keith Richards Symptoms
LONDON – When former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko died of radioactive poisoning two weeks ago, his face was a moonscape of festering boils, his eyes… Read More
Britney Spears Could Lose Custody Fight
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears may soon have the Los Angeles Department of Animal Welfare (DAW) up her recently covered butt. Sources tell our sister… Read More
Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Star in Break-Up 3
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, who would not exist if we hadn’t needed to make them up, have announced to a largely indifferent world the… Read More
Trey Anastasio Booted from Phish After Drug Bust
Trey Anastasio, guitarist and founding member of the acclaimed jam band Phish, has been asked to leave the group following his arrest for driving under… Read More
The Pug Bus Rips George Clooney, Danny DeVito, Rosie O’Donnell
LOS ANGELES – George Clooney’s been on the morning squawk shows of late bragging in his insufferably smug-yet-wooden way about how he drank that poor,… Read More
Britney Spears Releases Twelve Days of Christmas CD
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears and K-tel Entertainment announced today that Ms. Spears’ Twelve Days of Christmas CD is now available in most national discount store chains.… Read More
Bono Cancels Clothing Line for the Fashion Impaired
NEW YORK – U2’s lead singer, Bono, perennially one of the worst-dressed white men in the world, has announced the cancellation of the clothing line… Read More