Calypso Winds
Calypso winds tangled the laundry as Aunt Muriel danced barefoot, flinging fruitcake at the rabbits who’d been eating her heirloom lettuce. The sun blinked. A… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Anagram Weird Horoscopes for August 22, 2025
Astrology has always claimed to be the marriage of mathematics and mysticism, but today it has brought a guest to the honeymoon suite: the anagram. By… Read More
Book of Daze Go Through Old Photos and Weep Day
On Book of Daze Go Through Old Photos and Weep Day, a bittersweet day of remembrance, we scroll through old photos–digital, printed, or burned into… Read More
Book of Daze Attempt to Meditate Day
“It’s National Attempt to Meditate Day, so quiet your mind, they said. Instead you rage-punched a gong and discovered mindfulness is just anxiety in yoga pants.”
Outliving Aging Public Figures Like Biden, Jagger, and Carville
At 82.5 years of age, I realize that one fine day the road will rise up to meet me only because I have face planted… Read More
Leftover Horoscopes for August 21, 2025
(Horoscopes presented with the reverence of a bored deity and the flair of a lounge singer who moonlights as a chaos therapist.) 🪩 Leo (July… Read More
Mike Love: The Man, The Myth, The Me-Me-Me
Welcome to the latest Mike Love advertisements for himself, where the Beach Boys’ front man continues his tireless mission to transform narcissism into a religion.… Read More