The Ten Worst Walmart Shoppers
Attention, Walmart shoppers. Walmart, aka the Flying W, is where America goes to prove that Darwin was an optimist. It’s not just a store –… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Clever Horoscopes for the Not So Clever, September 1
(Let us gather the sacred, clever horoscope lint from the cosmic dryer and interpret it with all the solemnity of a mall psychic holding a… Read More
Ten Worst Chili Recipes of All Time
Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More
Your Daily Irregular Horoscope for August 24, 2025
Today the cosmos decided that astrology was boring and subcontracted your fate to the Audubon Society. Your zodiac sign has been yoked to a bird,… Read More
Book of Daze Start a Project You’ll Never Finish Day
On Book of Daze Start a Project You’ll Never Finish Day we salute the birth of a thousand never-to-be-finished projects, begun with fervid ambition and… Read More
The Ten Worst Ringo Songs Ever
Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
The Ten Dog Breeds Most Likely to Hump a Leg
When people say dogs are “man’s best friend,” what they really mean is “man’s most relentless public humilator.” Forget loyalty, forget companionship – these four-legged… Read More
🌸 Flower Power Horoscopes for August 23, 2025
Tall, radiant, and always facing (hogging) the spotlight. You’re photosynthesizing applause. Today your ego will bloom like a roadside attraction–visible from space. Just remember: even sunflowers bow at dusk. Humility is your compost.