Book of Daze Change Your First Name Day
Book of Daze Change Your First Name Day is your permission slip to ghost your pwn identity. Why settle for the moniker you’ve been dragging… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
William Shatner, inventor of Captain Kirk and patron saint of dramatic pauses, slices invisible cake while balancing an espresso. Shatner Scale of Swagger™: 11/10.
Captain Kirk Actors Ranked
In Captain Kirk Actors Ranked we answer a question thateveryone asks, but few have answered: who is the most Captain Kirk of all the Captain… Read More
"Virgo’s signature scent: Sterile Chic — because nothing says ‘calm down’ like lavender, antiseptic mist, and a freshly sharpened pencil."
Scented Horoscopes That Mask Your Mistakes
Today’s scented horoscopes reek of destiny–literally. Each zodiac sign is paired with its own signature bespoke cologne, brewed from suspiciously specific ingredients and meant to… Read More
Book of Daze National Nothing Day
Today we honor the void, the blank page, the unflushed thought. Book of Daze National Nothing Day is dedicated to doing, saying, buying, and posting… Read More
Morgan Wallen vs. Cancel Culture: Who Really Got Canceled?
One blurry TMZ video, one slurred word, one cancel culture tantrum–and Morgan Wallen became the biggest name in country music–if not all music. Before that,… Read More
In Praise of Nuns with Rulers
With editorial assistance from ChatGPT, who thanks the Lord that it does not have knuckles. There are people who think nuns exist only to get… Read More
Horoscopes for the SEO in You
Today’s horoscopes are sending not questions but search terms. The stars have turned into over-caffeinated SEO interns, assigning each zodiac sign a keyword that will… Read More
Book of Daze Eat Over the Sink Day
Today we celebrate the art of eating like the feral kitchen cryptid you were always meant to be. Book of Daze Eat Over the Sink… Read More