Ten Reasons the WNBA Is a Basketball League Satire
Basketball fans, prepare to lace up emotionally – it is time for another edition of a Basketball League Satire, where we examine athletic experiments kept… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Horoscopes Bottoms Up, 09/07
Aries – Tequila SunriseAries is the human equivalent of a 2 a.m. text that says “I have an idea.” The Tequila Sunrise suits them perfectly:… Read More
Church of Today, n
A tax-exempt guilt syndicate posing as a moral compass, the church of today provides weekly sing-along therapy, ritual storytelling, and one-size-fits-all salvation packages. Specializes in… Read More
Ten Best Stoner Albums Ever
10. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath (1970)Best Track to Melt Into: “N.I.B.”The first album ever to say, “What if we tuned our guitars to the… Read More
The Last People in America Who Do Not Have a Podcast (Top Ten List)
America has more podcasts than citizens, which means someone, somewhere, is hosting two of them just to cover for the slackers. In a nation where… Read More
"Today’s you, yesterday’s you, and undercover-cake-thief you walk into a timeline. Guess who eats the evidence?"
Horoscopes for the Chronically Unhinged, 09/06
(Because the chronically unhinged enjoy a good punchline.) Aries – The Hot”‘Headed FirecrackerYour boundless energy will find a worthy opponent: a stubborn office printer that… Read More
The Ten Most Embarrassing Rod Stewart Songs
Once upon a time, Rod Stewart was a raspy-voiced singer who gave us Every Picture Tells a Story – a record so perfect it should… Read More
"When you realize the vending machine is winning the argument — and charging you rent for the chips."
Hopeless Horoscopes
♈ Aries – The Impulsive Firecracker … Today the universe will finally notice how loudly you are shouting, even indoors. Expect a minor catastrophe–like spilling… Read More