Irrepressible Horoscopes for August 18, 2025
(The stars are drunk on nostalgia, the moon is wearing a bathrobe, and Mercury has joined a ska band.) ♌ Leo (July 23 – August… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Reverse Polarity
At precisely 9:03 this morning, George attempted to reverse his unfortunate life decisions by backing his Prius into a yoga studio. “I meant metaphorically!” he… Read More
Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day
Every year people across the world celebrate Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day in observance of all the accidental phone calls they have made with… Read More
No Size Fits All Horoscopes for August 16, 2025
Leo (July 23 – August 22) Your life’s about to become a stage play. And you? You’re going to do a monologue in the produce… Read More
Unplug It, Then Plug It Back In
In a perfect world, most computer problems can be solved by unplugging the computer, then plugging it back in. Why else do computer technicians always… Read More
Condescending Horoscopes for August 15, 2025
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your future just texted me in all caps: “WHO LET ARIES DRIVE?” A mysterious gust of wind will lift… Read More
Book of Daze Reminisce About the Internet Day
There was a time when web pages took thirty seconds to load, the average download took three hours–while you prayed that it didn’t get interrupted–and… Read More
Smoker Alarm
Harold, 82, vapes THCa in a motel off Route 15. His wife’s walking the dog. The smoke alarm doesn’t react to vapes. Sweet. Still loves… Read More