Book of Daze

In medieval England, bakers often gave their customers thirteen rolls, a baker’s dozen, when the customers had paid for only twelve. This was done out… Read More

Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More

Read the Instructions First was written by an unemployed Sentient Blender with a Dual Ph.D. in Astrophysics and Italian Literature, and Self-Confidence Issues. The Read… Read More

Human beings are not the only ones who suffer in silence at the office. On take your emotional supporth houseplant to work, we honor the… Read More

Let us raise a chipped jelly-jar glass and remember 1969, that lawless commune of twelve months when mankind went to the Moon, but most of… Read More

We imagine that Ignore the Expiration Date was born in the 1970s when big grocery chains in the United States and the U.K. introduced “open… Read More

Human beings, like parrots and hand-me-down sweaters, thrive on recycling. Why keep inventing brand-new alibis when the planet is choking on perfectly serviceable old ones?… Read More