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Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Passion or stability?

Mavis Drouk, emotional escrow officer

Believed to be near Harrisburg, PA

Stability. Passion is what people choose when they still believe a staircase can be made entirely of sparks. Stability may not sing outside your window, but it does remember where the insurance cards are.

Rufus Clenn, freelance thunder consultant

Last reported west of Tulsa, OK

Passion, obviously. Stability is just boredom wearing shoes with arch support. I want life to arrive late, smell faintly of lightning, and explain nothing until several lamps have been broken.

Nora Vell, deputy curator of small regrets

Possibly sheltering in Eugene, OR

Passion is useful for beginnings, stability for the paperwork afterward. I prefer both in moderation, which is another way of saying I would like to be ruined briefly and then driven home safely.

A man sending a breakup text while sitting on the can dropping a deuce

"What the hell is her sign anyway?"

Culture

How to Write a Breakup Text

philmaggitti cultural commentary 8 months

Breaking up face-to-face is so 1990s. In 2025, sincerity is gauche, closure is a scam, and you can end relationships the way God intended: with… Read More

Adrian Dunbar singing at an old age home

"That bastard can't sing a lick, Emma."

Culture

Adrian Dunbar Sings the Beatles

philmaggitti cultural commentary 8 months

Adrian Dunbar, beloved for playing steely-eyed detectives in Ridley and Line of Duty, has finally unleashed the project nobody asked for: a Beatles cover album.… Read More

A friendly robot in a green dress waving.

I wanna be your Plus1.

Culture

Plus 1 Alternatives

philmaggitti cultural commentary 9 months

In the event that you were raised in a Newtonian universe, Plus 1 Alternatives is not a euphemism for outsized, it is a euphemism for… Read More

man wearing a hoodie that says decentralize everything

"What class am I?"

Culture

Class in American Society

Chip Hilton cultural commentary 9 months

(Class in American Society presents the kind of profiles you’d find in a field guide annotated by a disillusioned anthropologist with a flair for satire… Read More

a young man in a scarf entering a Starbucks

"Will he order a drink or cast a spell?"

Culture

The Starbucks Ordering Ritual in Four Movements

T.J. Eckleburg cultural commentary 9 months

In a culture starved of significance and drunk on seasonal syrups, there arises a sacred arena–half marketplace, half monastery–where one’s very choice of milk becomes… Read More

an aristocratic looking gentleman in a posh dark suit

"His cuff links are inherited."

Culture

Kingslymanship: Or The Subtle Art of Living Up to One’s Name

philmaggitti 9 months

There exists a peculiar branch of Lifemanship–little studied, rarely mastered–known as Kingslymanship: the lifelong game of appearing equal to the grandeur of one’s own first… Read More

a head shot of the fictional Queen Shrivella

"Good things come in small packages."

Culture

The Twelve Shortest People In US History

philmaggitti 9 months

History measured not in inches, but in impact, entropy, and the number of DMV employees they have hexed. A surreal, unhinged, and ludicrous archive of… Read More

"The new buffalo nickle."

Culture

Five Netflix Shows That Are Better When You’re High

Biff Scuzzy 9 months

(Because reality is overrated and your snacks aren’t going to eat themselves.) Sweet Tooth … Post-apocalyptic Bambi on ‘shrooms. A gentle, feckless deer-boy wanders through… Read More

The Pug Bus Breaking News

The Pug Bus Breaking News requires no email address, no mother's maiden name, no first pet's nickname, and no DNA sample. You simply mash the link below and read.

Deliver It

⚡ Scholars at the Royal Institute for the Advancement of Obvious Things have concluded, after eleven years of exhaustive inquiry, that people who speak at great length in meetings do not thereby become more correct. The findings have been submitted to a committee for review.

⚡ It has been determined by authorities in several jurisdictions that the phrase "I just want to be honest with you" reliably precedes the portion of the conversation one would most prefer not to have. Legislation is pending.

⚡ The Bureau of Perpetual Reassessment has announced that this is not, in fact, the most divided the nation has ever been, a distinction that continues to belong to a prior era when the disagreements concerned rather more consequential matters and people occasionally died over them.

Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly arranged as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval ...

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

Read It All

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

The years do not accuse.
They simply pile up like newspapers you meant to read,
each one carrying news that is no longer news.

You think: I should have said that differently.
I should have stayed. I should have gone.
The mind is efficient this way,
filing the same cases under the same wrong headings,
finding them again at 3 a.m. in perfect order.

What surprises is not the weight of it
but the patience —
how regret waits,
how it has nowhere else to be,
how it sits across from you at breakfast
and asks for nothing,
knowing you will offer it everything
on your own.

The body slows.
The catalog does not.
You carry the unlived lives
the way old houses carry
the smell of people who are gone —
not haunting exactly,
just present,
just there,
just refusing
the simple courtesy
of leaving.