Hyphenated Last Names: A Crime Against Humanity
Hyphenated last names are the linguistic equivalent of duct-taping two egos together and calling it a legacy. They are Frankensteinian name-chimeras, stitched from the vanity… Read More
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
Hyphenated last names are the linguistic equivalent of duct-taping two egos together and calling it a legacy. They are Frankensteinian name-chimeras, stitched from the vanity… Read More
Among the more rhythmically ambitious members of our species, there exists a sad affliction known as premature percussive enthusiasm. In layperson’s terms– clapping before the… Read More
(The Farmer’s Almanac Satire has been forecasting folly since before climate denial was cool.) General Overview November arrives like an uninvited uncle with political opinions… Read More
In loving memory of the “brave” souls who met selfie deaths while chasing the perfect angle but meeting the ultimate exposure instead. Selfie Deaths, #1 Historians… Read More
Every Halloween some precocious child decides to split the difference between clever and concerning. Last year’s ignoble laureate in the funny Halloween costumes department was… Read More
The book on which this tragedy was based, Warren Zanes’s solemn ode to Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska, attempts to canonize a lo-fi cassette as if it… Read More
It requires a colossal kind of self-delusion to believe that an artist with 100 million followers wrote a tune specifically about you. Yet every time… Read More
Britain, once the globe-spanning empire of cannonballs and Shakespearean insults, now dispenses vegan tampons in at least one men’s bathroom. At Sizergh Castle, the National… Read More