Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
If you are not using your own tongue to achieve a streak-free shine while a leaf blower propels a swarm of angry bees through your library, you simply do not care about hygiene.
Are you still using a sponge to clean your house like a peasant from a Third World country? Unless you fancy a place that smells… Read More
BISON CHRONICLE, Yellowstone National Park – It is with a sense of… well, a sense of something… that we announce the untimely departure of Brittany… Read More
Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto arrived with the pomp, circumstance, and trumpet flourishes of a coronation … and the sad figures of a yard sale. Publishers… Read More
CHICAGO — In a bold attempt to corner the emotional-distress market, McDonald’s New Menu for Spiritual Growth has unveiled the McTherapy Meal, a limited-time combo… Read More
Officials urge citizens to stay calm, avoid suspicious links, and maybe water their plants once in a while.
WASHINGTON — The nation awoke this morning to the thud of its own moral compass falling off the nightstand as news broke of Sextortion Scandal… Read More
Chef Blunt is deeply offended by the snack, mainly because he didn't invent the "frozen mayo on sadness" trend first.
Chef Blunt is deeply offended by the snack, mainly because he didn’t invent the “frozen mayo on sadness” trend first. The food-and-gossip industries are staring… Read More
Hollywood power couple Amber Luxe and Dakota Zenith have announced they are “lovingly and intentionally separating from the constraints of physical reality.” The announcement was… Read More
Norman Rockwell, that gentle purveyor of impossible nostalgia, gave us hundreds of paintings during his career. Most of them depicted a version of America that… Read More
