The Viking Protocol: A Satire of Historical Diet Fads
The foundational principle of the “Historical Inaccuracy” of Diet Fads rests upon a singular, magnificent delusion: that one can cherry-pick the most aesthetically pleasing (and… Read More
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
The foundational principle of the “Historical Inaccuracy” of Diet Fads rests upon a singular, magnificent delusion: that one can cherry-pick the most aesthetically pleasing (and… Read More
Many families believe they have survived a disastrous Thanksgiving dinner, but many of those people are pussy-footing amateurs, whose idea of disaster is someone breaking… Read More
Tipping can be traced to 1643, when a rogue baron named Thistlewick von Gratuity attempted to bribe a tavern ghost into ceasing its nightly rearrangement… Read More
Major media outlets have long been guilty of ignoring writing style guides, but recently the infractions have grown mythic. BuzzFeed, ever the chaotic neutral, made… Read More
Pumpkin spice recipes are not merely a seasonal flavor trend–they are a cultural mirror, reflecting America’s obsession with comfort, conformity, and consumerism disguised as nostalgia.… Read More
The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More
Kim Kardashian blaming ChatGPT for failing her law exams is like blaming a mirror for your bad haircut. This is the same woman who once… Read More
Why buy a bird when the universe is handing them out to anyone unhinged enough to ask? From séance turkeys to quantum buffets, here are… Read More