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Lifting a satirical leg on popular culture

Persons in the Ether

Question of the Week

Passion or stability?

Mavis Drouk, emotional escrow officer

Believed to be near Harrisburg, PA

Stability. Passion is what people choose when they still believe a staircase can be made entirely of sparks. Stability may not sing outside your window, but it does remember where the insurance cards are.

Rufus Clenn, freelance thunder consultant

Last reported west of Tulsa, OK

Passion, obviously. Stability is just boredom wearing shoes with arch support. I want life to arrive late, smell faintly of lightning, and explain nothing until several lamps have been broken.

Nora Vell, deputy curator of small regrets

Possibly sheltering in Eugene, OR

Passion is useful for beginnings, stability for the paperwork afterward. I prefer both in moderation, which is another way of saying I would like to be ruined briefly and then driven home safely.

"Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule.”

Culture

An Empty Museum Is the Newest Art Fad

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More

Illustration for Kim Kardashian's complaints against ChatGPT. Kim is sitting a a computer in a cocktail dress.

"Is it "tort' ot 'tart'?"

Culture

ChatGPT Skewers Kim Kardashian’s Complaints

philmaggitti cultutal commentary, trump 6 months

Kim Kardashian blaming ChatGPT for failing her law exams is like blaming a mirror for your bad haircut. This is the same woman who once… Read More

Surreal image of people trading glowing wishbones like stock certificates at a chaotic Thanksgiving table filled with floating drumsticks and mystical turkeys — concept of a free Thanksgiving turkey economy.

“Relax, Brenda — it’s not a scam if the turkey believes in it too.”

Culture

Ten Ways to Get a Free Thanksgiving Turkey

philmaggitti cultural commentray, top ten lists, trump 6 months

Why buy a bird when the universe is handing them out to anyone unhinged enough to ask? From sÃ©ance turkeys to quantum buffets, here are… Read More

Hyphenated last names image, featuring a red prohibition symbol over the letters ‘P-B’ separated by a hyphen, positioned above a detailed black and white skull and crossbones.

Two names, one hyphen, zero dignity.

Culture

Hyphenated Last Names: A Crime Against Humanity

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

Hyphenated last names are the linguistic equivalent of duct-taping two egos together and calling it a legacy. They are Frankensteinian name-chimeras, stitched from the vanity… Read More

A group of awkward, middle-aged people clapping out of sync in a beige room, their uncertain expressions capturing the quiet absurdity of offbeat enthusiasm and the end of civilization in microcosm.

Moments before rhythm—and civilization—collapsed completely.

Culture

Clapping Before the Beat: Hands Down the End of Civilization

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

Among the more rhythmically ambitious members of our species, there exists a sad affliction known as premature percussive enthusiasm. In layperson’s terms– clapping before the… Read More

The Farmer's Almanac Satire illustration: A humorous vintage-style ink drawing showing a grizzled farmer in overalls surrounded by absurd Almanac symbols — an onion, a striped sock, a crystal, and a scroll — all rendered in sepia tones against a textured beige background.

Farmer’s Almanac is never wrong.

Culture

The Farmer’s Almanac Satire for 2025

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

(The Farmer’s Almanac Satire has been forecasting folly since before climate denial was cool.) General Overview November arrives like an uninvited uncle with political opinions… Read More

A cartoon-style illustration for selfie deaths, showing a man teetering on the edge of a cliff as his phone slips away, symbolizing digital vanity and danger.

Moments before evolution hits the ‘unfollow’ button.

Culture

How to Avoid Selfie Deaths and Darwin Awards

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

In loving memory of the “brave” souls who met selfie deaths while chasing the perfect angle but meeting the ultimate exposure instead. Selfie Deaths, #1 Historians… Read More

A young boy of eleven trick-or-treating in a suburban neighborhood. He is wearing three vape pens around his neck as part of a “Serial Vapist” outfit—one of the funny Halloween costumes that shocked his neighbors.

“Don’t worry, It’s just nicotine… this time.”

Culture

Funny Halloween Costumes: Remember the Serial Vapist

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 6 months

Every Halloween some precocious child decides to split the difference between clever and concerning. Last year’s ignoble laureate in the funny Halloween costumes department was… Read More

The Pug Bus Breaking News

The Pug Bus Breaking News requires no email address, no mother's maiden name, no first pet's nickname, and no DNA sample. You simply mash the link below and read.

Deliver It

⚡ Scholars at the Royal Institute for the Advancement of Obvious Things have concluded, after eleven years of exhaustive inquiry, that people who speak at great length in meetings do not thereby become more correct. The findings have been submitted to a committee for review.

⚡ It has been determined by authorities in several jurisdictions that the phrase "I just want to be honest with you" reliably precedes the portion of the conversation one would most prefer not to have. Legislation is pending.

⚡ The Bureau of Perpetual Reassessment has announced that this is not, in fact, the most divided the nation has ever been, a distinction that continues to belong to a prior era when the disagreements concerned rather more consequential matters and people occasionally died over them.

Adverse Effects

The following lines of prose cleverly arranged as poetry may induce brief clarity, misplaced certainty, and the sense that something has already been decided without your approval ...

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

Read It All

By seventy you know which doors you walked past without opening,
can name the rooms you never entered,
hear the echoes anyway.

The years do not accuse.
They simply pile up like newspapers you meant to read,
each one carrying news that is no longer news.

You think: I should have said that differently.
I should have stayed. I should have gone.
The mind is efficient this way,
filing the same cases under the same wrong headings,
finding them again at 3 a.m. in perfect order.

What surprises is not the weight of it
but the patience —
how regret waits,
how it has nowhere else to be,
how it sits across from you at breakfast
and asks for nothing,
knowing you will offer it everything
on your own.

The body slows.
The catalog does not.
You carry the unlived lives
the way old houses carry
the smell of people who are gone —
not haunting exactly,
just present,
just there,
just refusing
the simple courtesy
of leaving.