Paul McCartney’s Top 10 Signs Your Wife’s a One-Legged Prostitute
LONDON – Paul McCartney told the News of the World that he realizes now he should have seen the signs that Heather Mills, his estranged wife, had… Read More
Culture
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
President Bush Lays Wreath to Honor Fashion’s Fallen Heroes
MIAMI – President George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to slain fashion designer Giovanni Versace’s house in Miami last night. Mr. Bush arrived shortly… Read More
Paul McCartney Mourns Loss of Handicapped Parking Sticker
LONDON – Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney say he is disconsolate about the loss of the handicapped parking sticker to which he had access while… Read More
United 93 Audience Rushes Screen
MORGANTOWN, Penna. – Moviegoers at the Tri-County Multiplex rushed the screen during the 7:20 showing of United 93 Saturday night, shouting “let’s roll” and “death to all… Read More
Harvard Author Blames Literary Theft on Acid Reflux
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan, 19, blames acid reflux for the numerous and striking similarities between her chick-lit novel, How Opal Mehta Got Kissed,… Read More
Lindsay Lohan, Sasha Cohen, Reese Witherspoon in the News
HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman; Sasha Cohen as an actress; Reese Witherspoon as all three of Buck Owens’ wives in Hee Haw the Line.… Read More
Republicans Riot over Brokeback Mountain Parody
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A parody of the controversial movie Brokeback Mountain that depicts President George W. Bush and former lobbyist Jack Abramoff as lovers has ignited rioting… Read More
George Michael Advert Pulled by American Express
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The George Michael advert that was scheduled to be included in the new American Express campaign has been pulled following Mr.… Read More