Kevin Federline’s PopoZao Surprisingly Not Bad
(Two Stars Out of Four, Explicit Lyrics) As rap songs go, Kevin Federline’s “PopoZao,” the first single off his Straight Outta Malibu CD that will drop in… Read More
Culture
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
Mariah Carey Declares Comeback Over
LOS ANGELES – Pop diva Mariah Carey declared after last night’s Grammy awards that her “brilliant comeback year” was over. While one assistant held her… Read More
Rolling Stones Inspired by Super Bowl Appearance
The Rolling Stones came away from their high-energy, twelve-minute appearance at Super Bowl XL with a renewed enthusiasm about performing. The concert, which was hailed… Read More
Colin Farrell Sex Tape, Two Thumbs Down
The entertainment world was reminded once again this week that what happens in Vegas does not always stay in Vegas, especially if someone brought a… Read More
Mariah Carey to Tom Cruise, 2005 Bytes
Not for nothing did Marah release an album this year entitled If You Didn’t Laugh, You’d Cry. It was that kind of year, people, a… Read More
Jessica Simpson Plans for Leap Second
Jessica Simpson has finalized her plan for taking advantage of the extra second—or leap second—that will be added to clocks around the world at the… Read More
Mariah Carey in Talks with Jenny Craig
LOS ANGELES – Diva par excellence Mariah Carey, having mounted a successful comeback as a singer, now means to conquer the world of endorsements. The… Read More
King Kong Is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year
LAS VEGAS – A large number of suspicious wagers placed on Sportsbook.com have revealed that Time magazine’s editors have selected King Kong as the news weekly’s person… Read More