Pastor Says Obama’s Speech on Syria Will Launch Antichrist Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–A local pastor warns that when President Obama addresses the nation Tuesday night, he will be selling not only a war on Syria… Read More
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Duquesne Students Creeped Out by Geraldo Rivera Selfie
PITTSBURGH, Pa.–Duquesne University students circulated a Facebook petition early last week, urging school administrators not to allow Geraldo Rivera to participate in an upcoming panel… Read More
Obama Invites Members of Congress to Screening of Syria Missile Strikes
WASHINGTON–Demonstrating a seldom-seen willingness to engage with members of Congress on a personal level, President Barack Obama invited lawmakers who vote “yea” on his proposed… Read More
NSA Instrumental in Busting Thai Gang Selling Fake Elephant IDs
BANGKOK(AP)– The National Security Agency (NSA) is claiming to have played “a major role” in helping police in Thailand to break up a gang that… Read More
George Zimmerman Rescue Effort Criticized
SANFORD, Fla.–George Zimmerman, recently acquitted of sixteen charges brought against him in the shooting death of an unarmed black youth, is now being criticized for… Read More
Detroit Bankruptcy Blamed on Shift in Autoeroticism Tastes
DETROIT – The city of Detroit’s recent bankruptcy filing is owed in no small part to shifts in tastes among devotees of autoeroticism in the… Read More
Post Office Will Issue Trayvon Martin Stamp
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trayvon Martin, whose only crime was winning a fight, will be a winner in death thanks to the United States Postal Service,… Read More
NSA Foils Massive Gettysburg Plot
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced this morning that it had foiled “a massive terrorist plot” to disrupt the 150th reenactment of… Read More