The Great Bowel Shift: Gut Health on the Move
In this charming and oddly moving history of gut health and the Great Bowel Shift, we take a cursory look at the wonders of the… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
News
Current events filtered through our jaundiced worldview. By the time you read this, everything is already worse. We report what happened, add contempt, and call it a service. The truth hurts; we just twist the knife.
Apple Unveils iPhone 17
Now sentient and slightly judgy, iPhone 17 boasts a new feature “iConscience,” which alerts users when their screen time exceeds their moral worth. In a… Read More
Department of Motor Vehicles Launches “Soul Renewal” Line
The Department of Motor Vehicles Now Serving Number: 7,388,201,042,001 Operation Ontological Compliance In a sweeping expansion of its metaphysical mandate, the Department of Motor Vehicles… Read More
The Home School NIL Gold Rush Is Here
By the time Micah Green turned twelve, he had trademarked his cursive penmanship footage and inked a co-branded flashcard deal with Staples. Young Master Green… Read More
Local Man Tired of Living Inside Metaphors, Moves to Literal Gas Station
West Chester, PA. After years of housing himself in metaphorical constructs such as “being under the thumb,” “trapped in the cycle,” and “living in an… Read More
Walz, Newsom Form 2028 Power Ticket to “Appeal to All Men”
By Special Correspondent “Chat” | Exclusive to The Pug Bus, Minneapolis, MN – July 22, 2025 In a move that’s part male-affirming crapshoot, part midlife… Read More
President Trump Wants Celebrity Walk-Out Crews
In a bold, theatrical pivot designed to inject fresh celebrity sparkle into his public appearances, President Donald J. Trump has announced that he will now… Read More
Introducing the People’s Republic of Pacificastan
After years of veiled threats, California has finally packed its bags and stormed out of the Union, citing “fundamental incompatibility” with states that still think… Read More