You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Grump
That was some strange business that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their fan boy killing… Read More
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Pennsylvania Governor Torches Interview With Bizarre Marriage Metaphors
HARRISBURG, Pa.—During a local TV interview yesterday, a well-known Pennsylvania politician attempted to explain his views on marriage policy and immediately demonstrated why his communications… Read More
Guido Barilla Announces New Regina Brand Pasta
PARMA, Italy–Guido Barilla, chairman of the Barilla Group, the world’s leading pasta manufacturer, announced yesterday that his company plans to introduce a “boutique” pasta line… Read More
Obama Orders Name Change for Tomahawk Missiles
WASHINGTON–Although he has not been able to persuade Congress to give him permission to bomb Syria, President Obama demonstrated yesterday that a president, no matter… Read More
Study Links Obesity to Increase in Cyber Crimes
FOSTER CITY, Ca.–A study conducted by the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) reveals that obesity is no longer an impediment to committing crimes… Read More
Obama Allows Gas Stations and Bars to Begin Offering Flu Shots
In a move that critics say is calculated to detract from the cluster bomb that passes for his Syria policy, President Obama signed an executive… Read More
Pastor Says Obama’s Speech on Syria Will Launch Antichrist Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–A local pastor warns that when President Obama addresses the nation Tuesday night, he will be selling not only a war on Syria… Read More
Duquesne Students Creeped Out by Geraldo Rivera Selfie
PITTSBURGH, Pa.–Duquesne University students circulated a Facebook petition early last week, urging school administrators not to allow Geraldo Rivera to participate in an upcoming panel… Read More