Sopranos Ending Debated by Republican Presidential Candidates
QUEENS, N.Y. – The ending of “Made in America,” the final episode of The Sopranos, was the sole topic of discussion last night at a debate… Read More
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Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he is not just another pretty… Read More
Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to Pope Benedict on Wednesday, Mojo magazine announced… Read More
Alert Clerk Foils Fort Dix Delivery from Allah
FORT Dix, N.J. – Another alert clerk has foiled an attempt to compromise United States interests at the Fort Dix army base in New Jersey.… Read More
Angelina Jolie to Replace Paul Wolfowitz at World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Angelina Jolie has been tapped to replace Paul Wolfowitz as president of the World Bank. President Bush is expected to delay making… Read More
Immigration Rallies Marred by Disappointing Flag Sales
DENVER – Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year’s events or to generate the… Read More
Rosie O’Donnell Replaced by Don Imus on The View
NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell is giving her seat on The View to Don Imus as of June 1, a source close to the show said this… Read More
Virginia Tech Shooter Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloads
NEW YORK – The estate of Cho Seung-Hui, the former Virginia Tech student who killed thirty-two people last week, has been sued by the RIAA… Read More