Conan O’Brien Stalker Reassigned by Vatican
BOSTON – David Ajemian, the Roman Catholic priest who was arrested last week in New York for allegedly stalking Conan O’Brien, has been reassigned to… Read More
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Preppy Killer Says Rough Sex with Gal Pal Led to Coke Bust
NEW YORK – Robert Chambers Jr., whom you may remember as the “Preppy Killer,” told police last night that the drugs found in the apartment… Read More
Al Gore Demands Nobel Prize Recount
SAN FRANCISCO – Al Gore told reporters in San Francisco yesterday that he will demand a recount in order to break the tie in this… Read More
RIAA Sends Message to Native American Single Mothers of Two
The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) prevailed yesterday in its efforts to stamp out copyright infringement by Native American single mothers of two children.… Read More
Rudy Giuliani Proposes Moving Kwanzaa to New Time Slot
NEW YORK–Rudy Giuliani may have skipped the GOP presidential debate at historically black Morgan State University last night, but his absence does not mean he… Read More
Madeleine McCann Sightings Impede Investigation
LONDON – The latest Madeleine McCann “sighting” confirms an ironic phenomenon: sightings of the missing four-year-old are impeding the search for her by siphoning away… Read More
Osama Bin Laden Bombs in CNN 911 Awards Opener
ATLANTA – It was meant to be Osama Bin Laden’s career revival, a triumphant return to form that would finally shush the incessant whispering that… Read More
Kate McCann’s Diary, an Exclusive Peek
LONDON – Pages purported to have come from Kate McCann’s diary have been photocopied and leaked to The Sun, England’s tabloid conscience. According to the paper’s… Read More