Virginia Tech Shootings Prompt NRA to Arm College Students
FAIRFAX, Vir. – The shootings at Virginia Tech University this week have inspired the NRA (National Rifle Association) to draft a plan to prevent similar… Read More
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Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be recalled. The announcement came after… Read More
Don Imus Fundraiser Spotlights Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Less than twenty-four hours after MSNBC had fired radio personality Don Imus for calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos,” President… Read More
President Bush Asked Angelina Jolie to Attend Saddam Hussein Hanging
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hoping to maximize the public relations bounce from the news of Saddam Hussein’s hanging, President Bush had planned to ask Angelina Jolie… Read More
Rosie O’Donnell Attacks Betty Ford, James Brown
NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell, basking in the attention generated by her feud with Donald Trump, has attacked Betty Ford and the late James Brown.… Read More
Mel Gibson Apologizes to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Holocaust Slight
MALIBU – Mel Gibson has apologized to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for failing to attend Review of the Holocaust: Global Vision, the scholarly conference that… Read More
Bush Twins Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloading
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has filed a $22.5-million lawsuit against Jenna and Barbara… Read More
Poisoned Russian Spy Litvinenko Had Keith Richards Symptoms
LONDON – When former Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko died of radioactive poisoning two weeks ago, his face was a moonscape of festering boils, his eyes… Read More