NBA Players Union To Decertify, Regroup as Shopper’s Club
Claiming that the National Basketball Association owners latest contract offer will make it “more difficult for us to keep food on the table,” the NBA… Read More
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Tim Lincecum Sues Minor-League Mascot “Dog Cy” for Identity Theft and Emotional Distress
Former Cy Young winner Tim Lincecum has filed what experts are already calling “the most delightfully avoidable lawsuit of the season” against Dog Cy, the… Read More
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Hookers Rally in Philadelphia to Protest NBA Lockout
When two pick-up teams featuring NBA stars LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Carmelo Anthony, and others lace up their $1,200 sneakers at Philadelphia’s Palestra tonight, they… Read More
Patriots Cheerleader Alexa Flutie Should Jump to Canada
Alexa Flutie, who finally made the New England Patriots cheerleading team this year, should consider a move to the CFL (Canadian Football League), says one… Read More
Lakers Fan Jack Nicholson Close to Deal with Israeli Team
LOS ANGELES – Jack Nicholson, the face of the Los Angeles Lakers, is close to signing with Maccabi Ashdod of the Israeli Basketball Super League,… Read More
UConn Women a Huge Bust in the Neilsen Ratings
DAYTON, Ohio – The University of Connecticut’s women’s basketball team might be the best women’s team ever assembled, but their Neilsen ratings suck. According to… Read More
Ben Roethlisberger Fondles the Snapper
MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. – A twenty-year-old college student has accused Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her at a nightclub early Friday morning. The… Read More
New Orleans Saints Fans Angry Following Super Bowl Win
NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans Saints’ victory parade was rained on by Las Vegas odds makers, who installed the Indianapolis Colts as 13:2 favorites… Read More