Ten Things Starbucks Can Do to Win Back Customers
(The Pug Bus Editorial Board (who only order cold brew but resent paying for it) presents Starbucks satire recommendations) Starbucks is in deep trouble. Sales… Read More
Top Ten Lists
The Pug Bus’s rankings, irreverent countdowns, and brutally funny takes on culture and life in America.”
The Ten Worst George Harrison Guitar Solos
George Harrison, the so-called “quiet Beatle,” has been canonized by know-nothing fans and rock critic fanboys as some mystical slide-guitar guru, a saintly arranger, a… Read More
Ten of the Stupidest Truck Songs Ever
Buckle your seat belt, crank up the CB radio, and grab a six-pack of lukewarm Schlitz. We’re about to roll through the pothole-ridden boulevard of… Read More
Ten Frozen Pizzas Ranked Worst to Best
Frozen pizza is America’s most co-dependent love affair. We buy it not because we want it, but because it’s there–waiting, cheap, patient, wedged behind a… Read More
Ten Worst Chili Recipes of All Time
Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More
The Ten Worst Ringo Songs Ever
Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
The Ten Dog Breeds Most Likely to Hump a Leg
When people say dogs are “man’s best friend,” what they really mean is “man’s most relentless public humilator.” Forget loyalty, forget companionship – these four-legged… Read More
The Top Ten List of Secret Menu Fast Food Items
(Ten secret menu items. Ten reasons your pancreas called the cops.) ✦Forget the laminated lies. The real menu lives in whispers, nods, and the sacred… Read More