Ten Reasons Why We Never Wish to Hear About Travis Kelce Again
Travis Kelce is not especially interesting or good looking. He is a phenomenon of excess, a man so thoroughly media-saturated that his mere existence feels… Read More
Top Ten Lists
The Pug Bus’s rankings, irreverent countdowns, and brutally funny takes on culture and life in America.”
Ten Reasons You Will Never Get Rich Quick
1. You Treat Money Like a Guest StarIt breezes through your life like a cameo appearance on Friends. Fun while it’s here, gone before you… Read More
Ten Best Stoner Albums Ever
10. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath (1970)Best Track to Melt Into: “N.I.B.”The first album ever to say, “What if we tuned our guitars to the… Read More
The Last People in America Who Do Not Have a Podcast (Top Ten List)
America has more podcasts than citizens, which means someone, somewhere, is hosting two of them just to cover for the slackers. In a nation where… Read More
The Ten Most Embarrassing Rod Stewart Songs
Once upon a time, Rod Stewart was a raspy-voiced singer who gave us Every Picture Tells a Story – a record so perfect it should… Read More
The Ten Worst Walmart Shoppers
Attention, Walmart shoppers. Walmart, aka the Flying W, is where America goes to prove that Darwin was an optimist. It’s not just a store –… Read More
👻 The Most Dangerous Fall Foliage Drives in America
Each autumn, millions of Americans flock to the nation’s backroads in search of fiery leaves, pumpkin patches, and the illusion of serenity. But behind every… Read More
The Ugliest Singers of the Last Twenty-five Years
(The ten ugliest popular singers of the last 25 years–any genre living or dead. These folks won the genetic lottery in reverse–and managed to cash… Read More