Ten New Alexa Voices
Let’s crack open the cosmic voice vault and summon ten New Alexa Voices, each one a mythic upgrade from the current sterile defaults. These are… Read More
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Handshake Etiquette: Ten Types of Handshakes and When to Deploy Them
There was a time when a handshake was a simple affirmation: I greet you, I will not stab you with the other hand. Now with… Read More
Why Americans Should Master the Subjunctive Mood
America has always been a nation of moods–angry moods, hungry moods, “why does my neighbor mow at 6 a.m.?” moods. But the mood we desperately… Read More
10 Conspiracy Theories That Are Just Your Mom Gossiping
Conspiracy theories, we’re told, are the whispers of shadowy cabals plotting in windowless rooms. In reality, they are usually the whispers of your mom plotting… Read More
Top Ten Patron Saints of Bad Decisions
For centuries the Church has trafficked in patron saints who represent self-denial, chastity, and other deeply unmarketable virtues. Yet ordinary mortals know that we need… Read More
The Ten Sickest Looking People in the Doctor’s Waiting Room
Waiting rooms are basically Ground Zero for humanity’s decline. You sit under those florescent lights, breathing recycled coughs, surrounded by people who look like they’ve… Read More
Top Ten List: Stupidest Dummies Books Everver
There are more than 1,800 Dummies titles in print, with 250 million plus copies sold worldwide. That’s not a publishing success, it is a mass… Read More
Ten Reasons for Avoiding Jury Duty
Jury duty: the sacred civic rite where one’s fate is decided not by gods or algorithms, but by twelve strangers who once Googled “how to… Read More