Local Man Rearranging the Garage Achieves Total Equilibrium
Arthur Monroe, a sixty-two-year-old retired metric conversion consultant, stepped into his single-car garage at seven on Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and a… Read More
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After four hours, Arthur successfully reorganized the garage into the exact mess it had been before.
Arthur Monroe, a sixty-two-year-old retired metric conversion consultant, stepped into his single-car garage at seven on Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and a… Read More
Area resident Dennis Kowalczyk, 34, eagerly explains–without being asked–why the only version of the Phish song “Tweezer” he listens to is the one he heard… Read More
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