Book of Daze: Overshare at the Office Day
Boundaries are for people who don’t have a story about their rash. Accordingly, we celebrate today those who can’t read the room, the sad souls… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Boundaries are for people who don’t have a story about their rash. Accordingly, we celebrate today those who can’t read the room, the sad souls… Read More
(Where time folds like laundry and the stars write Horoscopes in invisible ink.) Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You are triple-booked across parallel timelines.… Read More
“Woman shot in butt after sliding into MRI machine with loaded firearm” An unidentified Wisconsin woman was left with an extra pair of holes in… Read More
Today we honor the brave, the bold, the backscratchers. The people who look a carton of milk dead in the spout and say, “You. Me.… Read More
Prime Day–that forty-eight-hour fever dream (plus prequels and extensions) when adult humans willingly buy Bluetooth egg trays and USB-powered neck massagers shaped like squid. Prime… Read More
(Horoscopes transmitted live from a parallel universe where logic is on sabbatical.) ♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Someone will accuse you of being… Read More
Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting. “My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” She arrived hungry. He opened the door, beaming. … Read More
(Editor’s note: We cannot use the original term for “chicken spit” because Google does not approve. So chicken spit will have to suffice. Just use… Read More