Book of Daze: Chicken Spit Day
(Editor’s note: We cannot use the original term for “chicken spit” because Google does not approve. So chicken spit will have to suffice. Just use… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
(Editor’s note: We cannot use the original term for “chicken spit” because Google does not approve. So chicken spit will have to suffice. Just use… Read More
(Chaotic horoscopes from a universe that doesn’t remember your name.) Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You are feeling sensitive, which is perfect timing for… Read More
On a Tuesday morning Ezekiel “Zeke” Treadwell, a part-time youth pastor and full-time vape enthusiast, was struck by lightning while attempting to retrieve a rogue… Read More
He savored every bite–fried chicken, mashed potatoes, cherry pie. The guards watched silently. He licked his fingers, smiled. “Tastes like freedom,” he said. They didn’t… Read More
Each morning Harold stood at the red mailbox in a gray suit, breath held like a final note. Thirty-two years ago she had promised him… Read More
🌀(Warped, wary, and weird, just the way the cosmos likes it.) ♈ Aries (March 21–April 19) Today you will feel an inexplicable urge to alphabetize… Read More
He murmured “chef’s kiss” and leaned in close. She tilted her head. He kissed the duck confit. Ardently. She froze, stunned. “Sublime rendering,” he sighed.… Read More
She bloomed in a crack of concrete, defiantly. Commuters passed, blind to her grace, but one man paused. He knelt, wept, and whispered her name–forgotten… Read More