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The box I checked while ordering pizza online was for extra pepperoni, supposedly. Now I’m getting daily updates on cryptocurrency, cat yoga, artisanal soap, Bolivian… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
(Once again we consult the cosmic crockpot and ladle out a steaming bowl of celestial nonsense horoscopes.) ♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You… Read More
âï¸ Somewhere between the Sea of Galilee and the Pauline Epistles, Jesus of Nazareth underwent a dramatic rebrand. The barefoot rabbi who preached in parables… Read More
Cookie-jarring is the romantic strategy of keeping one poor fool on standby while you binge on others. It’s like emotional meal prepping–except instead of Tupperware,… Read More
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)Your tears taste like brine.Not from sadness, but the soupYou spilled on your lap. ♌ Leo (July 23 –… Read More
She bakes one special pastry with care—cinnamon, apples, and arsenic. At the reunion, Eric alone has that one, still laughing about prom night, unaware she… Read More
Today, boys and girls, we are going to talk about irony and the shameful way that irony is molested in public by illiterate yobs too lazy… Read More
Forget dirt, bugs, and lack of dignity. Try glamping. It’s camping for people who hate nature and demand artisanal s’mores. Why rough it? You can… Read More