Irregular Horoscopes – July 4, 2025
Because you deserve horoscopes more dynamic than your group chat. ♋ Cancer: Today you are glowing with potential and possibly alpha particles. Like Madame Curie,… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Because you deserve horoscopes more dynamic than your group chat. ♋ Cancer: Today you are glowing with potential and possibly alpha particles. Like Madame Curie,… Read More
"Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. (Hunter S. Thompson)
Albert wore his “lucky socks” to the job interview. On the way he stepped in gum, then a sewer grate. He didn’t get the job.… Read More
In states where marijuana is legal, some lawmakers are flirting with the idea of capping THC levels, claiming this is necessary for “public health” or… Read More
Schrödinger’s cat has filed a massive lawsuit, alive and dead, claiming emotional distress from years of quantum gaslighting. “I just wanted a nap, not a… Read More
Cancer (6/21 – 7/22): Your nurturing instinct is off the charts today. You will adopt a stray idea, feed it too much attention, and watch… Read More
Breathes there a man with soul so dead who never to a clerk has said, “It’s for a friend”? Indeed we have all mumbled that… Read More
“Kelce” is among the top-trending dog names in the country–up 135% in a year–according to Rover, a Seattle-based matchmaker that connects pet owners with pet… Read More