What a Drag It Is Getting Old
Getting old is not a crisis. It is a slow-motion systems failure. Time stops cooperating. Monday insists it is Wednesday. Tuesday disappears entirely to avoid… Read More
Getting old is not a crisis. It is a slow-motion systems failure. Time stops cooperating. Monday insists it is Wednesday. Tuesday disappears entirely to avoid… Read More
Before revealing today’s irregular predictions, a gentle warning: these horoscopes are based on characters that appear in classic literature, not on vibes, entrails, crystals, or… Read More
The current political meltdown playing out in the streets of this country has followed a predictable script–a slam dance between confrontational behavior and institutional response.… Read More
In the theatre of human emotion, there is nothing like the sight of a middle-aged talk show host suffering an attack of emotional incontinence because a… Read More
Food delivery services, once the beacon of modern convenience, have now entered what experts are calling their “Dadaist Phase.” What began as simple requests for… Read More
Presented here are the ten most common dreams, transcribed to reveal what they are actually saying when they think you are not listening. Dreams belong… Read More
If Americans possessed even an ounce of self-respect and good taste, they would boycott the Super Bowl and utilize that wasted time to cultivate their… Read More
The mailbag is once again bulging with anxious questions written at standing desks, during lunch breaks that lasted six minutes, or while someone pretended to… Read More