..... MISSING PERSONS ALERTS ..... Geraldine Voss, 63, a retired mortuary cosmetologist from 418 Hemlock Terrace, Erie, PA, disappeared after receiving a telephone call from a funeral home that had closed in 1997. Police found an invoice for preparing her own body ..... Raymond Pritchard, 47, a municipal sewer inspector from 92 Orchard Lane, Toledo, OH, vanished while investigating complaints of screaming beneath a residential street light. His flashlight and identification badge were recovered beside a freshly poured concrete wall. ..... Judith Fenwick, 54, a night-shift hospital receptionist from 1706 Maple Avenue, Des Moines, IA, disappeared after telling coworkers that a patient pronounced dead three days earlier had returned to the admissions desk to complain about his room. Security footage showed Fenwick following an empty wheelchair ..... Leonard Crumb, 71, a retired school custodian from 36 Winding Creek Road, Lancaster, PA, has been missing since reporting that someone was digging a grave in his backyard every night. Investigators found six empty graves and a seventh containing a pair of shoes still warm to the touch ..... Patricia Hensley, 39, a dental hygienist from 805 Briar Street, Bloomington, IN, disappeared after discovering a second set of teeth growing inside the bathroom wall of her recently purchased home. Her husband told police the teeth had begun spelling messages ..... ..... MISSING PERSONS ALERTS .....

 

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