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Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your ruling planet, Mars, has declared a personal emergency, leading it to hide your car keys inside a very… Read More
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Aries (March 21 – April 19) Your ruling planet, Mars, has declared a personal emergency, leading it to hide your car keys inside a very… Read More
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The stars suggest you will start three new projects today and finish none of them. Mercury is in retrograde,… Read More
Alabama – Every “closed for repairs” sign is really code for “the possums are running again.”Alaska – Locals measure emotional intimacy by how many moose… Read More
🗽 Welcome to a Satirical US Atlas–a cartographic fever dream. Fifty states, fifty fictional monuments, each more unhinged than the last. No SEO”‘optimized travel tips,… Read More
Once a year, on To Thine Own Self Be True Day, people attempt the impossible: being honest with themselves for more than seven consecutive seconds.… Read More
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has announced that it will feature the first ever Mormon cover model. The magazine, which has already paraded transwomen, old past-their-prime… Read More
The household oracle was summoned with the wake up word, “Ziggy,” and as expected the familiar baritone began its dutiful recital of the morning temperature.… Read More
The practice known as “micro-dosing” has become a cultural talking point in recent years. Enthusiasts describe it as the art of consuming such a small… Read More