The Ten Worst Ringo Songs Ever
Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
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Ringo. The chump who once drummed behind Lennon/McCartney and then spent the next fifty years proving that lightning not only doesn’t strike twice–it files a… Read More
When people say dogs are “man’s best friend,” what they really mean is “man’s most relentless public humilator.” Forget loyalty, forget companionship – these four-legged… Read More
Tall, radiant, and always facing (hogging) the spotlight. You’re photosynthesizing applause. Today your ego will bloom like a roadside attraction–visible from space. Just remember: even sunflowers bow at dusk. Humility is your compost.
Calypso winds tangled the laundry as Aunt Muriel danced barefoot, flinging fruitcake at the rabbits who’d been eating her heirloom lettuce. The sun blinked. A… Read More
Astrology has always claimed to be the marriage of mathematics and mysticism, but today it has brought a guest to the honeymoon suite: the anagram. By… Read More
On Book of Daze Go Through Old Photos and Weep Day, a bittersweet day of remembrance, we scroll through old photos–digital, printed, or burned into… Read More
“It’s National Attempt to Meditate Day, so quiet your mind, they said. Instead you rage-punched a gong and discovered mindfulness is just anxiety in yoga pants.”