Ten of the Stupidest Truck Songs Ever
Buckle your seat belt, crank up the CB radio, and grab a six-pack of lukewarm Schlitz. We’re about to roll through the pothole-ridden boulevard of… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Buckle your seat belt, crank up the CB radio, and grab a six-pack of lukewarm Schlitz. We’re about to roll through the pothole-ridden boulevard of… Read More
The cat leapt onto the dinner table, looked me dead in the eye, and knocked my stupendous soufflé to the floor. Critics had called it… Read More
Frozen pizza is America’s most co-dependent love affair. We buy it not because we want it, but because it’s there–waiting, cheap, patient, wedged behind a… Read More
On Book of Daze Have a Conversation Entirely in Movie Quotes Day, language is not spoken, it’s sampled. Communication is cobbled together from decades of… Read More
(The stars are drunk on melted popsicles and the scent of inflatable pool vinyl. The constellations have shed their dignity like a sun-burnt tourist shedding… Read More
Chili is the primordial stew of the American subconscious, a dish so elemental, so fiercely debated, it has fractured friendships, ignited cook-off feuds, and inspired… Read More
Today the cosmos decided that astrology was boring and subcontracted your fate to the Audubon Society. Your zodiac sign has been yoked to a bird,… Read More
On Book of Daze Start a Project You’ll Never Finish Day we salute the birth of a thousand never-to-be-finished projects, begun with fervid ambition and… Read More