Outliving Aging Public Figures Like Biden, Jagger, and Carville
At 82.5 years of age, I realize that one fine day the road will rise up to meet me only because I have face planted… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
At 82.5 years of age, I realize that one fine day the road will rise up to meet me only because I have face planted… Read More
(Horoscopes presented with the reverence of a bored deity and the flair of a lounge singer who moonlights as a chaos therapist.) 🪩 Leo (July… Read More
Welcome to the latest Mike Love advertisements for himself, where the Beach Boys’ front man continues his tireless mission to transform narcissism into a religion.… Read More
There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who go to restaurants that offer amuse-bouche and those who do not. For the sake… Read More
Once upon a much simpler time, the Deadliest Profession in America was something like crab fisherman, logger, junior-high school teacher, or Alaskan ice-road trucker–menacing gigs… Read More
(🾠The stars are barking, meowing, hissing, shedding again, and not entirely house trained.) 🦠Leo Pet (July 23 – August 22) The number 7.3… Read More
Breaking up face-to-face is so 1990s. In 2025, sincerity is gauche, closure is a scam, and you can end relationships the way God intended: with… Read More
Book of Daze Cancel Plans Day was founded in 2010 by Seattle software engineer Leona Bragg after she had bailed on a co-worker’s game night… Read More