Funeral
The funeral had better snacks than my wedding. People lingered longer, too–less out of love than obligation. I raised a glass to the deceased and… Read More
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♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22) You will be haunted by the ghost of a decision you nearly made last year. It wears a… Read More
Adrian Dunbar, beloved for playing steely-eyed detectives in Ridley and Line of Duty, has finally unleashed the project nobody asked for: a Beatles cover album.… Read More
(The stars are drunk on nostalgia, the moon is wearing a bathrobe, and Mercury has joined a ska band.) ♌ Leo (July 23 – August… Read More
At precisely 9:03 this morning, George attempted to reverse his unfortunate life decisions by backing his Prius into a yoga studio. “I meant metaphorically!” he… Read More
Every year people across the world celebrate Book of Daze Butt Dialing Day in observance of all the accidental phone calls they have made with… Read More
Leo (July 23 – August 22) Your life’s about to become a stage play. And you? You’re going to do a monologue in the produce… Read More
In a perfect world, most computer problems can be solved by unplugging the computer, then plugging it back in. Why else do computer technicians always… Read More