Book of Daze Pretend You’re Not Home Day
A Celebration of Cowering in Silence Book of Daze Pretend You’re Not Home Day celebrates the ancient and sacred rite of hiding behind a couch… Read More
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A Celebration of Cowering in Silence Book of Daze Pretend You’re Not Home Day celebrates the ancient and sacred rite of hiding behind a couch… Read More
The guitar showed up on his porch, strings slack, fretboard scarred–much like him. No note, just a cigarette burn by the bridge: her signature. He… Read More
Moon in Don’t Even Ask, Sun in Just Let It Happen Your fate and horoscopes today are sponsored by expired breath mints and last year’s… Read More
In the hallowed halls of Catholicism, where everything from hangovers to hemorrhoids has a patron saint, epilepsy somehow scored eighteen. That’s right–eighteen different holy figures,… Read More
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." (J.K. Rowling)
Each year on July 30, a quiet observance shimmers across America’s computer screens. Tabs are closed, not out of intention, apathy, or mistake but in… Read More
(Horoscopees with 40% more hallucination.) ♈ Aries (March 21 – April 19)You will attempt to “alpha” a statue today. The statue will win. Stop yelling… Read More