Book of Daze: Keith Richards Birthday
Keith Richards is eighty-two years old today. At this point, Keef is not just an old, haggard human being; he is a biological glitch, a… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Keith Richards is eighty-two years old today. At this point, Keef is not just an old, haggard human being; he is a biological glitch, a… Read More
Today we observe Algorithm Anxiety Day, the mother of all modern holidays. This is the day each year when we acknowledge the cold, indisputable truth:… Read More
There are those rare sages who, in a moment of digital restraint, choose the conservative “Save Draft” button instead of the seductive and more satisfying… Read More
Unread Books Day honors the towering stacks of good intentions that have loomed beside beds, beneath coffee tables, and atop toilet tanks for decades without… Read More
Customer Service on Hold Music Day honors the soulless ritual of being placed on hold while a corporation decides whether your existence merits acknowledgment. On… Read More
Schrödinger’s Cat’s Deadline Day commemorates the only workplace phenomenon more unsettling than mandatory trust falls: the task that is both late and not late until… Read More
Interpretive Walking Day honors the simple act of getting from one place to another while refusing to do it in a sensible manner. On this… Read More
Once a year, on To Thine Own Self Be True Day, people attempt the impossible: being honest with themselves for more than seven consecutive seconds.… Read More