One bite of the pope's nose and you will finally understand why the bird was trying to fly away from you.
Pope’s Nose turkey day honors the butt-end of a turkey–that triangular, fatty little nub that people fight over like starving wolves or treat like a… Read More
Today you celebrate the memories you never had but feel guilty about forgetting. Artificial nostalgia day honors the ache for a past that never happened,… Read More
Keith Richards is eighty-two years old today. At this point, Keef is not just an old, haggard human being; he is a biological glitch, a… Read More
Today we observe Algorithm Anxiety Day, the mother of all modern holidays. This is the day each year when we acknowledge the cold, indisputable truth:… Read More
There are those rare sages who, in a moment of digital restraint, choose the conservative “Save Draft” button instead of the seductive and more satisfying… Read More
Unread Books Day honors the towering stacks of good intentions that have loomed beside beds, beneath coffee tables, and atop toilet tanks for decades without… Read More
Customer Service on Hold Music Day honors the soulless ritual of being placed on hold while a corporation decides whether your existence merits acknowledgment. On… Read More
Schrödinger’s Cat’s Deadline Day commemorates the only workplace phenomenon more unsettling than mandatory trust falls: the task that is both late and not late until… Read More
