bookof-daze

Once a year, the nation celebrates the noble art of literary bluffing. On Pretend You Read Classic Literature Day, ordinary citizens dust off the unread… Read More

A game for the truly resourceful, competitive dumpster diving is the fastest growing sport in America. More demanding than extreme ironing, more elegant than wife… Read More

In medieval England, bakers often gave their customers thirteen rolls, a baker’s dozen, when the customers had paid for only twelve. This was done out… Read More

Today we observe Boycott Zach Bryan Day, commemorating the moment when a mediocre and misguided “country” singer triggered a Department of Homeland Security (DHS) press… Read More

Read the Instructions First was written by an unemployed Sentient Blender with a Dual Ph.D. in Astrophysics and Italian Literature, and Self-Confidence Issues. The Read… Read More

Human beings are not the only ones who suffer in silence at the office. On take your emotional supporth houseplant to work, we honor the… Read More

Let us raise a chipped jelly-jar glass and remember 1969, that lawless commune of twelve months when mankind went to the Moon, but most of… Read More