Book of Daze: Hug a Carnivore Day
Let us dispense with the kale-stained sentimentality of Hug a Vegetarian Day and inaugurate a far more primal and satisfying observance: Hug a Carnivore Day.… Read More
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Book of Daze: Stay Quietly in Your Room Day
Pascal, bless his gloomy little French heart, once remarked that humanity’s wretched condition stemmed from the inability to sit quietly in your room. He was… Read More
Book of Daze: Go Big or Go Home Day
It is difficult to say precisely when “Go big or go home” wriggled out of the primordial ooze of marketing slogans and frat-house chants, but… Read More
Book of Daze: Middle Name Day
Somewhere between the christening font and the DMV counter lies the cruelest prank ever played on humanity: the middle name. Ostensibly created as a dignified… Read More
Local man attempts to paint his way out of reality—accidentally numbers the clouds, his regrets, and the concept of free will.
Book of Daze: Paint by Numbers Day
Paint by Numbers Day begins with the illusion of precision. One awakens not to possibility, but to a grid–an invisible scaffolding imposed upon the chaos… Read More
Book of Daze: Unsubscribe Day
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together on unsubscribe day to cast off the chains of obligation and reclaim our inboxes, our sanity, and perhaps… Read More
When your closest confidant is a wireframe with better recall than your family and fewer opinions than your cat.
Book of Daze — Invisible AI Friend Day
Welcome to Book of Daze – Invisible AI Friend Day, a day of observation for every person, place, thing, or idea that bears observing and… Read More
Book of Daze Strip Poker Day
Book of Daze Strip Poker Day celebrates humanity’s enduring faith in the illusion that nudity is both a weapon and a prize. Gathered around a… Read More