“Behold… one more tweak to the human’s brain chemistry and she will order the deluxe Tesla scratching post.”
Somewhere deep inside every cat’s brain chemistry lurks a tiny lab-coated villain with a spray bottle of oxytocin and a pitch-black sense of humor, forever… Read More
The Supreme Court floats above the void, issuing emoji verdicts and TikTok dissents while Schrödinger’s cat takes the stand.
In a landmark decision that will echo through the marble halls of jurisprudence and the comment sections of YouTube, a Supreme Court Ruling has determined… Read More
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University’s School of Medicine’s Internal Research Department have demonstrated that the sixties, a period of mythical renown in American culture, really… Read More
Brussels–Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split.… Read More
In today’s lesson, boys and girls, the Grammar Grump will attempt to teach you how not to write like an Arschloch. The best way to do… Read More
President-elect Donald J. Trump has appointed the Grammar Grump to the newly created cabinet post of Secretary of Grammar and Usage, which will replace the… Read More
That was some strange business that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their fan boy killing… Read More
WASHINGTON–Although he has not been able to persuade Congress to give him permission to bomb Syria, President Obama demonstrated yesterday that a president, no matter… Read More
