AI Boy (Bot) Wins Spelling Bee
In a development that surprised no one except the sentient dictionary that judged the event, a local sixth-grader who is also an AI bot took… Read More
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The Last Mile of Virtue Signaling: An Adopt-a-Highway Map
When America ran out of unclaimed asphalt, the race to adopt highways became a corporate Hunger Games of virtue signaling. With every stretch of interstate… Read More
Mistakes Experts Make When Reading Canine Behavior
Next to accounts of hideous murders and gruesome influencers’ deaths, clips about reading canine behavior are the most frequently seen on YouTube. Invariably they are… Read More
Book of Daze: Misheard Lyrics Day
Every November 3 (or whatever date looks least credible on a calendar), we pause to celebrate the eternal struggle between sound and sense: Book of… Read More
🚍The Bus Ticket Flim Flam: A Civic Evasion in Three Acts
🚠Act I: Philadelphia’s Civic Evasion Strategy In a gesture of what might generously be called “urban compassion,” Philadelphia has spent approximately $270,000 since 2021… Read More
Leaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Book Offerings, Vol. 2
In the latest sign that the Dummies books franchise will never die–only mutate endlessly–John Wiley & Sons has reportedly greenlit another round of New Dummies… Read More
Political Satire: A Roast for Every State
From gold bars in New Jersey freezers to vape clouds in Colorado theaters, Political Satire: A Roast for Every State is your coast-to-coast catalog of… Read More
🪦 Today’s Obituaries: The Death of Nuance
Nuance, beloved by philosophers, editors, and the occasional sober tweet, departed this realm on October 28, 2025, following a prolonged battle with algorithmic compression and… Read More