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The universe runs out of Tuesday afternoon, forcing helpless citizens to sing for their financial survival to an upside-down man.
A computational error within the Department of Linear Duration caused the universe to run out of time between two o’clock and four o’clock on Tuesday… Read More
The Brandywine Regional Medical Center has launched its new Expressive Emergency Room, a program requiring all incoming ER patients to describe their symptoms using metaphors,… Read More
In a move described as “a long-overdue rethinking of the transportation landscape,” the Pennsylvania Roadkill Management Authority (PRMA), headquartered in Harrisburg, has announced its Proactive… Read More
The good news is the pizza still comes with eight slices. The better news is one of them now has a subscription model.
Continuum+ of San Jose, California, a major technology company, has unveiled a new premium plan designed to give customers access to features they vaguely remember having… Read More
The greatest breakthroughs in personal growth occur after a real conversation ends and one participant, later alone, suddenly becomes devastatingly articulate in his own mind.… Read More
The Chester County, Pennsylvania, Board of Supervisors has approved a six-month rent-a-troll program allowing residents to rent the services of an irritating individual through the county’s… Read More
Citing “a measurable uptick in whisper‑based disturbances,” the Westtown, Pennsylvania, Public Library announced today the deployment of a Quiet Hour Enforcement Drone, a small, hovering… Read More
According to the Center for Personality Fatigue at The Ohio State University, the nation’s introverts are weary of the constant need to explain that introversion… Read More
