Book of Daze: Misheard Lyrics Day
Every November 3 (or whatever date looks least credible on a calendar), we pause to celebrate the eternal struggle between sound and sense: Book of… Read More
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🚍The Bus Ticket Flim Flam: A Civic Evasion in Three Acts
🚠Act I: Philadelphia’s Civic Evasion Strategy In a gesture of what might generously be called “urban compassion,” Philadelphia has spent approximately $270,000 since 2021… Read More
Leaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Book Offerings, Vol. 2
In the latest sign that the Dummies books franchise will never die–only mutate endlessly–John Wiley & Sons has reportedly greenlit another round of New Dummies… Read More
Political Satire: A Roast for Every State
From gold bars in New Jersey freezers to vape clouds in Colorado theaters, Political Satire: A Roast for Every State is your coast-to-coast catalog of… Read More
🪦 Today’s Obituaries: The Death of Nuance
Nuance, beloved by philosophers, editors, and the occasional sober tweet, departed this realm on October 28, 2025, following a prolonged battle with algorithmic compression and… Read More
The Gilded Palace of Spin: President Trump’s White House Changes
Historians are weeping into their archival gloves about President Donald J. Trump’s White House changes, which, they say, threaten to transform the historic residence into… Read More
Meditation Secrets the Gurus Do Not Want You to Know
You will need three things: a bathrobe with no belt, year-old flip-flops, and the remains of last weekend’s barbecue ribs. Those are all the meditation… Read More
Amazon Prime Afterlife™: Subscription Metaphysics
It is no longer Archie to die with an ironclad will, a curated celebration-of-life playlist, and a tasteful urn. The forward-looking pilgrim now prepares for… Read More