God Denies Role in Anna Nicole Smith Commitment Ceremony
NASSAU, Bahamas – The Lord God Almighty denied playing any role in the recent commitment ceremony between former stripper Anna
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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Will Star in Mr. & Mrs. Beowulf
LOS ANGELES – Hoping to squelch rumors that their relationship has hit the skid marks, and to capitalize on the
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LOS ANGELES – Hoping to squelch rumors that their relationship has hit the skid marks, and to capitalize on the
ContinueJackass: Number 2 Sparks Muslim Leader’s Outrage
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – After viewing Jackass: Number Two, the chief cleric of the Mosque of the Sacred Jihad called on
ContinueWhitney Houston Tired of Being Bobby Brown’s Meal Ticket
ATLANTA, Georgia – Crack-addled, damn-near-toothless Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her free-loading, booty-chasing, boorish lout of a husband,
ContinueJessica Simpson Tells Ellen DeGeneres: I Scare Guys Away Too
LOS ANGELES – During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson addressed a wide range of topics from her
ContinueBritney Spears New Son Revives Spay Campaign
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched in May by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern
ContinueNew Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation in Its Tracks
ST. PAUL, Minn. – A report in the British medical journal The Lancet contains good news for men who suffer from the
ContinueKatie Couric Sign-off Contest Finalists Announced
NEW YORK – Katie Couric, the first solo evening news anchor who’s ever had a colonoscopy on live television, admitted
ContinueCrocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Rumors Flood Internet
CAIRNS, Australia – The recent death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin has occasioned a flood of rumors the likes of
ContinueSuri Cruise Photos Expected to Fuel Stock Market Rally
NEW YORK – The publication of the first pictures of Suri Cruise should drive many stock prices higher, financial analysts
ContinueSteve Irwin Crocodile Hunter Death Tops Stingray News
BRISBANE, Australia – The death of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin has left the stingray world scrambling to effect damage control.
ContinueTom Cruise Apologizes to Brooke Shields; Matt Lauer, Oprah Next
LOS ANGELES – Wearing a sackcloth pullover from the Mel Gibson collection, Scientologist Tom Cruise knocked on Brooke Shields’ door
ContinuePhotog Drops Suit against Jennifer Aniston over Topless Shots
LOS ANGELES – The photographer who filed suit against Jennifer Aniston last December for “wantonly exposing her breasts” in her
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