Paul McCartney CD Rocks the Home Shopping Network
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Spoiler alert: if you’re a Paul McCartney fan with a weak heart, a
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Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he
ContinueLindsay Lohan Model Recalled by Mercedes-Benz
MONTVALE, N.J. – Mercedes-Benz USA is recalling its Lindsay Lohan SL65 model. The most powerful production SL model offered by
ContinueMadeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope
LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to
ContinueParis Hilton Blames Mother for Monks’ Mandala Massacre
HOLLYWOOD – Sri Paris Hilton said yesterday that “God will punish” the mother of the little boy who turfed a
ContinueKeith Richards Praises Hair Club for Men at Pirates Premiere
ANAHEIM, Calif. – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards showed up last night for the world premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean:
ContinueTony Soprano Will Die in Final Harry Potter Book
LONDON – According to someone named “Christopher” writing on The Leaky Cauldron website, Tony Soprano will die in the final
ContinuePresident Bush Hails Killing of One-Legged Taliban Leader
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush hailed the killing of the Taliban’s top one-legged military strategist, Mullah Dadullah, as
ContinueJerry Garcia, Grateful Dead Stash Sells High-Send Flowers
SAN FRANCISCO – An attic’s worth of memories associated with the Grateful Dead or its leader, Jerry Garcia, fetched high
ContinueAlert Clerk Foils Fort Dix Delivery from Allah
FORT Dix, N.J. – Another alert clerk has foiled an attempt to compromise United States interests at the Fort Dix
ContinueAntonella Barba Enters Rehab
WARMINSTER, Penna. – After being sent down by American Idol voters last night, Antonella Barba announced through her publicist that she would
ContinueAngelina Jolie to Replace Paul Wolfowitz at World Bank
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Angelina Jolie has been tapped to replace Paul Wolfowitz as president of the World Bank. President Bush
ContinueParis Hilton Fires Publicist, Astrologer, Chef
LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton has come out swinging after being sentenced to spend forty-five days behind bars. The twenty-six
ContinueParis Hilton Begs President Bush for Pardon
LOS ANGELES – A desperate Paris Hilton has faxed a personal request to President George W. Bush, asking him to
ContinueParis Hilton Exclusive Jail Sentence Interview
LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton has been sentenced to forty-five days in a county jail for violating the terms of
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