Gretchen Felker-Martin Is the Dunce Cap of the Moment
In the scorched ruins of what was once a DC Comics edgy experiment, Gretchen Felker-Martin, the Dunce Cap of the Moment, stands like a trash-for-brains… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Haughty Horoscopes, 09/17
â™ˆï¸ Aries ☄ï¸You are convinced the universe owes you an apology. Sadly, the universe is busy ghosting Pluto and will not return your calls. ♉︅ Read More
The Buck-It List 3.0
Welcome to The Buck-It List 3.0. Ten additional things you should stop doing before not going gently into that good night. If you have already… Read More
Top Ten List: Stupidest Dummies Books Everver
There are more than 1,800 Dummies titles in print, with 250 million plus copies sold worldwide. That’s not a publishing success, it is a mass… Read More
☠️ Daily Reverse Horoscopes, 09/16
Horoscopes are a theater of projection–a cosmic improv troupe, if you will. Daily Reverse Horoscopes flip that script. Personality traits are assigned to constellations and… Read More
Book of Daze the Dog Ate My Homework Day
ðŸ“Origin Story The first recorded instance of the Book of Daze the Dog Ate My Homework Day dates back to 1905, when a Welsh minister… Read More
Garlic Rules
Garlic sat alone in the bowl, ancient and smug. It remembered empires, plagues, lovers. A hand reached–peasant fingers, trembling. Garlic did not flinch. It split… Read More
Horoscopes from the Remainder Bin, 09/15
Today’s horoscopes from the remainder bin are broadcasting from the edge of cosmic embarrassment. The stars are falling down drunk, belligerent, and handing out bad… Read More