Stargazers
They lay on the hood of his car, stars spilling across the night above like secrets. She traced constellations with her finger. He pretended to… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Ranking the Five Worst Diet Plans
5. The Air Diet. Breathe deeply, chew nothing. This French-invented horror involves pretending to eat while gazing hungrily at soup. Weight loss is guaranteed–along with… Read More
Book of Daze: Gaslight Your Pet Day
(Because unconditional love is no excuse for emotional stability.) Be honest: our pets have had it too good for too long. Endless treats, belly rubs… Read More
Irregular Horoscopes for July 11, 2025
(The universe folds inward, then mumbles something about you behind your back. Happy horoscoes.) ♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Feelings surface like microwaved… Read More
"Cat owners are 50 pwecent less likely to suffer from a heart attack because their hearts are already broken."
More Serous Than a Heart Attack
From corporate catastrophe to bodily betrayal, life’s most humiliating moments do not always wait for permission. They kick down the door, pants you in front… Read More
Passing the Salt
He touched her hand while reaching for the salt. The moment bloomed. Sweat behind knees, breath like static. Not love, not even want. Just hunger… Read More
Book of Daze: Overshare at the Office Day
Boundaries are for people who don’t have a story about their rash. Accordingly, we celebrate today those who can’t read the room, the sad souls… Read More
Reverse Quantum Horoscope July 10, 2025
(Where time folds like laundry and the stars write Horoscopes in invisible ink.) Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You are triple-booked across parallel timelines.… Read More