Book of Daze: Drink Out of the Carton Day
Today we honor the brave, the bold, the backscratchers. The people who look a carton of milk dead in the spout and say, “You. Me.… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
The Five Most Bizarre and Impractical Items on Sale This Prime Day
Prime Day–that forty-eight-hour fever dream (plus prequels and extensions) when adult humans willingly buy Bluetooth egg trays and USB-powered neck massagers shaped like squid. Prime… Read More
Quantum Horoscopes for July 9, 2025
(Horoscopes transmitted live from a parallel universe where logic is on sabbatical.) ♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Someone will accuse you of being… Read More
Book of Daze: Chicken Spit Day
(Editor’s note: We cannot use the original term for “chicken spit” because Google does not approve. So chicken spit will have to suffice. Just use… Read More
Reverse Quantum Horoscopes – July 8, 2025
(Chaotic horoscopes from a universe that doesn’t remember your name.) Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You are feeling sensitive, which is perfect timing for… Read More
Hold Your Tongues
On a Tuesday morning Ezekiel “Zeke” Treadwell, a part-time youth pastor and full-time vape enthusiast, was struck by lightning while attempting to retrieve a rogue… Read More
Anticipation
Each morning Harold stood at the red mailbox in a gray suit, breath held like a final note. Thirty-two years ago she had promised him… Read More
Daily Irregular Horoscopes for July 7, 2025
🌀(Warped, wary, and weird, just the way the cosmos likes it.) ♈ Aries (March 21–April 19) Today you will feel an inexplicable urge to alphabetize… Read More