Hot Happening Horoscopes, 09/13
(Sinning the cosmic wheel of nonsense, gathering up the crumbs, and serving with a side of existential dread and zero refunds: in Hot Stuff Horoscopes)… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Dunce Caps of the Moment: Charlie Kirk Death Dancers
To every self-styled “truth teller” who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s murder: you are not brave, you are not clever, you are not righteous – you are… Read More
Book of Daze: Midlife Crisis Awareness Day
Origin StoryBook of Daze Midlife Crisis Awareness Day was created in 1974 by a consortium of Harley-Davidson dealers, red-convertible salesmen, and divorce lawyers who saw… Read More
Take Away Horoscopes, No Utensils, 09/12
Welcome to today’s Take Away Horoscopes, where the stars are drunk, the planets are gossiping, and your emotions are riding shotgun, singing off-key. Never let… Read More
Ten Reasons Why We Never Wish to Hear About Travis Kelce Again
Travis Kelce is not especially interesting or good looking. He is a phenomenon of excess, a man so thoroughly media-saturated that his mere existence feels… Read More
Hidden Meanings in Today’s Horoscopes, 09/11
♈ Aries The stars have misplaced your common sense behind a vending machine filled with mixed metaphors. In today’s horoscopes you will be inspired to… Read More
Ten Reasons You Will Never Get Rich Quick
1. You Treat Money Like a Guest StarIt breezes through your life like a cameo appearance on Friends. Fun while it’s here, gone before you… Read More
Book of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day
Origin StoryBook of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day was established in 2013 by the Society for the Advancement of Procrastination, a group that insisted… Read More