Irregular Horoscopes for July 6, 2025
(Once again we consult the cosmic crockpot and ladle out a steaming bowl of celestial nonsense horoscopes.) ♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) You… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Will the Real Jesus Please Stand Up?
âï¸ Somewhere between the Sea of Galilee and the Pauline Epistles, Jesus of Nazareth underwent a dramatic rebrand. The barefoot rabbi who preached in parables… Read More
Cookie-Jarring, v
Cookie-jarring is the romantic strategy of keeping one poor fool on standby while you binge on others. It’s like emotional meal prepping–except instead of Tupperware,… Read More
Haiku Horoscopes for July 5, 2025
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)Your tears taste like brine.Not from sadness, but the soupYou spilled on your lap. ♌ Leo (July 23 –… Read More
The Grammar Grump Says, “You Don’t Know Your Butt from Irony”
Today, boys and girls, we are going to talk about irony and the shameful way that irony is molested in public by illiterate yobs too lazy… Read More
Glamping: Because Nature’s Just Better with Wi-Fi and Wine
Forget dirt, bugs, and lack of dignity. Try glamping. It’s camping for people who hate nature and demand artisanal s’mores. Why rough it? You can… Read More
Irregular Horoscopes – July 4, 2025
Because you deserve horoscopes more dynamic than your group chat. ♋ Cancer: Today you are glowing with potential and possibly alpha particles. Like Madame Curie,… Read More
Tattoo Horoscopes for July 3, 2025
Cancer (6/21 – 7/22): Your nurturing instinct is off the charts today. You will adopt a stray idea, feed it too much attention, and watch… Read More