Dunce Cap of the Moment: Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles
Meet our latest Dunce Cap of the Moment: Charlotte’s black democrat Mayor Vi Lyles, whose first response to the murder of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska… Read More
Author: philmaggitti
Dystopian and Dynamic Horoscopes
(Horoscopes transmitted via the Orbital Bureau of Predictive Malaise) â™ðŸª VIRGO Your biometric signature is trending. Unfortunately, in today’s dynamic horoscopes it is trending in… Read More
An Open Letter to Suckers Suffering from TDS
For more open letters guaranteed to make their intended recipients go apoplectic and have a heartattack. How to greet a person with TDS. Dear TDS… Read More
Young at Heart Horoscopes, 09/09
♈ AriesA red cube appears in your inbox. It hums. You click it. Your browser becomes sentient and challenges you to a duel. Mars is… Read More
An Open Letter to Jason Isbell, Patron Saint of Self-Righteousness
Dear Jason Isbell, You don’t know me, I’ve got better taste in friends, but I sure as hell know fools like you. I know the… Read More
An Open Letter to Joe Biden
Dear Joe Biden, I have learned recently that you are still making public appearances. Please stop. In the name of all that is sagging, stammering,… Read More
ech billionaire Jasper “Crypto Jesus” Kline still holds the record for the most unhinged tip in history: one entire oil rig.
Book of Daze: Over Tip Somebody Day
Origin StoryBook of Daze Over Tip Somebody Day began in 2009 when a hungover philosopher in Brooklyn accidentally left his entire $782 paycheck as a… Read More
Horoscopes for Hipsters
Today’s horoscopes for hipsters are less “celestial wisdom” and more “cosmic prank call.” The stars are drunk, the moon is off its meds, and every… Read More